Amusing Retirement Payment: A Tale of US Veterans’ Creative Measurements

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Posted August 18, 2023 by: Admin #Humor

When three US veterans applied for their retirement salary, they found themselves in a unique medical examination.

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Seated before their last check-up, the doctor informed them that a single measurement would determine their monthly retirement payment. With unanimous agreement, they began.

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The first veteran stretched from toe to head, yielding a measurement of 6 feet. The doctor nodded, calculating a monthly payment of $6000.

The second veteran extended his arm as high as possible, measuring 6 feet 2 inches. The doctor’s response: a monthly payment of $6200.

Then came the third veteran, who made a rather unconventional request. He specified his measurement from the tip of his groin to his ba-lls. The doctor hesitated, seeking confirmation, to which the veteran assured him with unwavering certainty. Pants were shed, and as the doctor embarked on the measurement, he posed a crucial question: “Where are your ba-lls?”

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With a grin, the veteran quipped, “They’re in Vietnam, my friend.” 😅😅

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