A man makes the decision to depart from his wife, but her response is truly invaluable.
Posted August 29, 2023 by: Admin
Dear wife,
This letter is to inform you that I am leaving you for good. I have been a devoted husband to you for 7 years, but it has brought me nothing.
These last two weeks have been difficult. Your boss contacted me today to tell me that you had resigned, which was the last straw for me. I came home last week with a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore new silk boxers, but you didn’t even notice.
You’ve eaten your meal in two minutes and fallen asleep straight after watching your soap operas. No longer do you express your love for me and have no interest in having an intimate relationship as husband and wife.
You are either being unfaithful or you don’t love me anymore. Either way, I’ve made the decision to leave.
Your former husband.
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are relocating to West Virginia together! I wish you a wonderful life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
The receipt of your letter brought me great joy. It’s true that we were married for 7 years, but you’ve never really been a good man.
I watch my soaps excessively because they drown out your incessant complaints and hassles. Unfortunately, it hasn’t worked.
I spotted your haircut last week, but the first thought that crossed my mind was, “You look like a girl!” As my mother taught me not to say anything if I can’t say something nice, I refrained from commenting.
Regarding the meal you prepared, you must have mistaken me for MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
As for your new silk boxer shorts, I turned away because they still had the $49.99 price tag on them. I hoped it was just a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Still, I loved you and believed we could get through this. So when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got back, you were gone.
I guess everything happens for a reason. I hope you find the fulfilling life you’ve always wanted.
I’ve been informed by my lawyer that the letter you wrote guarantees that you won’t receive a penny from me. Please take care of yourself.
Sincerely, your ex-wife, rich and free!
P.S. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it before, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
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